Frantic deer hiding in churches.
Bear coming into the 711 to use the crapper and grab a Slurpee.
Fox on the field and in the stands.
Deer checks into a LA hospital.
No joke, man!
“Lemme out! I spent one night with that doe and she tricks me into meeting her here to force me to marry her!”
“Hey, I want a corn dog and a blue Slurpee … and where’s the bathroom? I gotta take a dump.”
Was said to be heard shouting “FJB” and “LET’S GO, BRANDON!!”
Stephen Messenger: Crowd Goes Wild After Fox Decides To Storm The Field During Football Game
“On the next episode of Grey’s Anatomy“
~~Many thanks to Maggie and The Universal Spectator for reprint permission.