Hump Day: That F#@&**G Turkey Ain’t Gonna Stuff and Roast Itself, You Know!!!

Hump Day: That F#@&**G Turkey Ain’t Gonna Stuff and Roast Itself, You Know!!!

Posted by Maggie on  in From the editors

Hosting my first holiday family dinner since my big surgery six months ago.
If we don’t got it, we don’t need it.
It is what it is when it hits the table.

Meanwhile, before you hit the dirty list below on this post, not everyone in professional sports is an a-hole:

A.J. Kaufman: NFL Star, Arizona Cardinals J.J. Watt, to Cover Funeral Costs of Waukesha Massacre Victims

Giblets…

A.J. Kaufman: Thanksgiving: The Left Desperately Wants to Cancel the Great American Holiday

WSJ Ed. Board: Censoring the Pilgrims: The left wants to cancel the WSJ’s annual Thanksgiving editorials.

Buck Throckmorton @ AoSHQ: AP: You Ugly Americans, Always Expressing Gratitude and Saying “Thank You”

DM: Elizabeth Warren urges the DOJ to investigate poultry companies for the soaring prices in turkeys this Thanksgiving: Democratic Senator says price-fixing is more to blame than inflation and supply chain issues … Oh, for the disgusting dirty love of Gaia! Well, Liz, according to Jen Psaki an average 20 pound turkey is only a $1 more this year…

Tim Hains: Psaki Downplays 5% Turkey Day Inflation: “$1 More For A 20-Pound Bird, Which Is A Huge Bird” … That’s $1 more per pound, Jen. Actually, in my region, turkeys have been anywhere from 79 cents/89 cents per pound on average in the store ads. Some stores make the offer on so much money spent, say, “When you spend $50” you get the turkey price. A couple of weeks ago I bought the two (20+ pounds each – Honeysuckles) turkey limit at a local store for 75 cents a pound with no spending qualification.

Twitchy: The Atlantic’s Molly Jong-Fast is tired of ‘being trolled by everyone from the Right’ for her ‘humor essay’ on shaming conservative relatives at Thanksgiving

COVID is now a fascistic ideology, a state religion…

Tim O’Brien: COVID: A New State Religion?

What started as a virus quickly became epidemic and then a global pandemic. The spread of a contagion laid the groundwork for what has become an industry, and it’s now morphing into a religious ideology with all of the familiar trappings…

Scott Atlas: I Watched The Nation’s ‘Top Scientists’ Lie About COVID And Get Away With It: After watching this debacle on TV, I knew full well what was coming later that day. The media would latch on to this and create even more public panic.

Chris Pandolfo: California’s Santa Cruz County mandates mask-wearing in private homes

Carina Benton: How Deep Chinese Influence Pushed Australia Into Astonishing Covid Tyranny: A compromised political elite is responding to a virus likely juiced up in a Chinese bioweapons lab by adopting scientifically unprecedented, Communist-style social controls.

Twitchy: ‘FIRE HER ALREADY’! CDC Director Rochelle Walensky cites China as a glowing example of ‘really strict lockdowns’ effectively stopping COVID19 in its tracks

The MSM is *spit*…

Twitchy: Stephen L. Miller attempts to make sense of the Waukesha massacre’s strange disappearance from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel’s front page [pics] … Three guesses why.

Leslie Eastman: American Media Gins Up More COVID Fear in the U.S. Ahead of Holidays: The best Christmas present our media could give us is to ditch the COVID panic and embrace responsible reporting.

Margot Cleveland: The Corrupt Media Did Not Fall For The Russia Collusion Hoax. They Were Part Of It: The corrupt media’s attempt to frame their failings as mere confirmation bias holds no truer than the Russia-collusion hoax they peddled for five years.

John Daniel Davidson: Your Default Assumption Should Be That Everything Corporate Media Says Is A Lie: The media’s deluge of lies about the Rittenhouse case is a disturbing reminder that the corporate press lies about everything all the time.

The enemy with-out and within…

Daniel Greenfield: Three Foreign Billionaires Finance the Dem Dark Money Machine: A Swiss human experimenter, a Hungarian Nazi collaborator, and an Iranian tech tycoon walk into Washington D.C.

Parker Thayer, Hayden Ludwig: Breaking: Arabella’s Left-wing Activist Network Raked in $1.7 Billion in 2020—a “Dark Money” Blowout: That goes for the 2020 election, with left-leaning Politico noting last week that the Sixteen Thirty Fund—Arabella’s sole 501(c)(4)—aided “Democratic efforts to unseat then-President Donald Trump and win back control of the Senate” using “massive get-out-the-vote and issue advocacy campaigns” as well as “attack ads against Trump and vulnerable Republican senators.”…

Matt Margolis: Biden’s Dept. of Education Wants To Strike Down Efforts to Document Teacher Sex Crimes

Brandon Gillespie: ‘Experts’ blasted for cautioning against use of term ‘looting’ to describe large-scale California thefts: ‘People don’t need help understanding looting’

Biden’s Bringing the Thanksgiving Dessert for Americans…

DC: Oil Prices Rise After Biden Announces Emergency Action … DERP, you dope!

Tom Finnerty: Biden’s Blame Shifting Comes for Big Oil

Get bent, you busted old fart.

Hey, ever notice how Biden’s bunch never seems to know anything about the things they were nominated/appointed to not only know the details/statistics about, but to be ready to answer questions about it?
Biden’s generals and Secretary of State “didn’t know” how many Americans were still left behind in Afghanistan when our last military plane bugged out.
Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas doesn’t know how many illegals are heading to our border, doesn’t know how many have crossed illegally into our country, doesn’t know how many are in Biden cages, doesn’t know where they have been moved throughout the country, doesn’t know if they are COVID tested or vaccinated…
Biden’s Press Secretary doesn’t know anything about anything but how dare you ask her about any of it anyway.
Biden’s Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg doesn’t know how to fix the supply chain crisis but knows it’s Americans’ fault for buying stuff.
And DC moments after old Joe releases 50 million barrels of oil from the nation’s SPR Biden’s Energy Secretary doesn’t have any idea, or “educated” guess, about the nation’s consumption of oil…

Such information/statistics are typically included in the administration official’s opening statement to the press, and repeated if a reporter asks during the Q&A. AND especially if/when answering lawmakers’ questions in a hearing in the Congress/Senate.

Things like this (below) with the Biden administration members always pisses me off and make me recall how Trump’s people like Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, or anyone in his administration at pressers coming in prepared for questions and ready with answers and with a stack of notes/notebooks with pages flagged with tabs, were scoffed at and made fun of. The MSM then nitpicking the most insignificant details provided to them.

Tristan Justice: Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm Doesn’t Know How Much Energy Americans Need: Granholm doesn’t know how many barrels of oil the U.S. consumes on a daily basis.

Twitchy: Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm has no idea how much oil Americans consume every day, but she did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night [videos]

Yes, Jen, nothing he says or does … nothing … has any effect, whatsoever, on how the market reacts. Not his gaffe-riddled words, not his destructive energy policies like this 50 million barrels release. *smh*

The SPR is not for foolishly trying to lower gas prices. Fifty million barrels of oil provides less than three days of America’s needs. But hold onto your shorts…

Caitlin McFall: Oil reserves released by Biden expected to primarily go to China, India: U.S. taps 50 million barrels of oil from reserves in an attempt to tamper spiking costs at the gas pump

Twitchy: Nightmare fuel: Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm sings the praises of banning gasoline in music video that should’ve been left in the ground

All of this, gas prices at the pump and your coming 50% hike to heat/power your homes/businesses, is the Biden administration’s energy plan…

HotAir: Press Sec. Jen Psaki: These rising gas prices are vindicating our position on clean energy

The thing about dementia is the pop-off moments of embarrassing ‘honesty’ it sometimes blurts out…

Caleb Howe: Biden Shocked by Price of Gas During Biden Administration: ‘Did You Ever Think You’d Be Paying This Much?’ … The man does not have an original idea coming out of that hallow head. Everything that has been done for the last ten months has been created by unelected ‘others’, and everything he says is scripted…

NYPost: ‘End of quote’: Biden appears to read instruction off teleprompter

Susan Jones: Biden Rambles On About Valentine’s Day in Visit to Troops, Then Wonders, ‘Now Where Am I Supposed to Go?’

The Lid: Warning: Biden Still Wants Your Bank Account: Biden And Friends Are Trying To Squeeze Every Last Penny Out Of Your Wallet

Stephen Green: Insanity Wrap: Introducing Joe Biden’s Weapons-Grade IRS

Breitbart: Biden’s Build Back Better ‘Free’ Preschool Forces LGBTQ Activist Curriculum on Faith Groups

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~~Many thanks to Maggie and The Universal Spectator for reprint permission.

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